I hear you'

‘When you said you wanted to live life in the fast lane, I didn’t think you meant literally.’

‘Is that trembling with delight — or fracking?’

‘Are you sure about this? Most hens opt for a natural birth.’

The seven-league stilettos

‘Well, they’re not calling us career politicians now.’

‘What? Everyone else works on the train.’

‘Those protestors are ruining the skyline.’

‘Have you tried blaming immigration for your problems?’