The Battle for Britain – 28 March 2018
Cartoons
Its Unforgivable Getting Caught
‘It’s unforgivable — getting caught.’
He Would Have Had Less Trouble If Hed Shacked Up With Stormy Daniels
‘He would have had less trouble if he’d shacked up with Stormy Daniels.’
Waiter Could You Ask The Couple On The Next Table If They Could Speak Up
‘Waiter, could you ask the couple on the next table if they could speak up?’
Everyone Knows That The Camera Adds Pounds
‘Everyone knows that the camera adds pounds.’
Ive Gone Plastic Free
‘I’ve gone plastic free.’
Now He Knows What Its Like To Be In A Black Hole
‘Now he knows what it’s like to be in a black hole.’
Lets Hope This Celebration Of Chocolateisnt Hijacked By Religion
‘Let’s hope this celebration of chocolate isn’t hijacked by religion.’
Excuse Me Would You Mind Complaining About Our Phones More Quietly
‘Excuse me, would you mind complaining about our phones more quietly?’