The final furlong

‘If you have been affected by any issues raised in this programme…’

‘We’ve told too many people to bugger off and join the Tories.’

‘Santa has considered your letter and has replied with a counter offer.’

‘The potholes will come in handy for planting trees.’

‘Has anyone tried looking for the Lost City of Venice?’

‘My Christmas wish list is available to download, and can also be accessed via my website.’