Dave – 28 November 2013
Cartoons
Judge
‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’
Trott
‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’
Drone 4
‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’
Stealing
‘Stealing from the rich is all very well, Little John, but the bankers, the energy companies, the water companies… I just can’t keep up!’
Executive
‘Find out who was responsible for appointing me, and fire them.’
Rail 2
‘It’s the ideal rail-commuter read.’
Hiding
'Yes all right, sir, you’re Charles Stuart, Prince of Wales, hiding from Cromwell’s Roundheads — now if you don’t mind, we just want to rescue this lady’s cat.’
Iran
‘I see you’re one of those modern wishy-washy moderates.’
Husky
‘That’ll be David Cameron’s husky sledge.’