The Battle for Britain | 30 September 2023
Cartoons
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Is he sort of getting off on it?
‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Flood plain
‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’
I accept cookies
‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’
Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy
‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’
Intrusive thoughts
‘I have intrusive thoughts.’