The Battle for Britain – 28 September 2017

‘The talks are not going well.’
‘I’m afraid there’s surge pricing of 4.5 times the normal fee.’
‘Young lady, you are not going out like that. It’s Friday night and when I was your age I was bare-legged, with no tights and a skimpy top.’
‘No, we haven’t misspelt “wi-fi” — this is my wifey.’
‘I’m confused — are we against debt, or enthusiastically for it?’
‘Well, Jeff gave his opinion the loudest, so let’s go with his idea.’
‘We’re making a bomb!’
‘Phwoar, that Theresa May’s a bit of all right.’
‘Skid Row has been gentrified.’