The Battle for Britain | 30 July 2022

‘I’m terribly sorry, we’ve had to put a cap on numbers.’
‘Looks like we’ll miss our boat.’
‘We’ve really made J.K. Rowling look silly.’
... which both need operations
‘I need a tent, emergency rations, a sleeping bag... and anything else you would recommend for an airport departure lounge.’
‘School’s out. Now for six weeks of bickering and pettiness...’
‘We’ve drawn a helpful list of things you can no longer afford.’
‘The booster seat’s for Lord Wilf.’
‘Any chance of a first opinion?’