Olympics

‘We’ve just been on a staycation — we spent the whole week stranded at Dover.’
‘I see you have a healthy bank balance. You’ll understand that’s not something we can tolerate indefinitely.’
‘OK, here it is, “Brexit” … Apparently it means “Brexit”…’
‘You’re not getting enough sunshine.’
‘Remind me —does the selfie stick go round to the left or right?’
‘There’s another one of Roger going online to find the cheapest deals.’
‘And they all lived happily ever after. End of.’
‘So we’re all agreed — consensus politics is over.’