Cartoons
Make sure no one knows
‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’
He’s applied to be sent to Rwanda
‘I see he’s applied to be sent to Rwanda.’
Cancel Netflix
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink
‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
Greedy and corrupt
‘Not all MPs are abusive and predatory – some of us are greedy and corrupt.’
I saw your Twitter feed
‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’
Homes are in short supply
‘You left it empty – homes are in short supply.’
But I’m not working from home
‘But I’m not working from home. I’m working from my second home.’