The Battle for Britain | 30 April 2022

‘On the internet, make sure no one knows you’re a woman.’
‘I see he’s applied to be sent to Rwanda.’
‘I’ve had to cancel Netflix. Do you mind if we get straight down to the “chill”?’
‘The gentleman over there would like to buy you a drink.’
‘Not all MPs are abusive and predatory – some of us are greedy and corrupt.’
‘I was going to let you in, but then I saw your Twitter feed.’
‘You left it empty – homes are in short supply.’
‘But I’m not working from home. I’m working from my second home.’