Ive Got Obituary Writers Cramp
‘I’ve got obituary writers’ cramp!’
Cartoons
Trump Comeback
Trump comeback
Sorry Were Going To Have To Lose The Corgis
‘Sorry, we’re going to have to lose the corgis.’
Know What I Miss The Endless Blazing Rows Over Who Drinks And Who Drives
‘Know what I miss? The endless blazing rows over who drinks and who drives.’
Theyre Changing The Rules
‘They’re changing the rules.’
Have You Seen The Mcmuffin Man The Mcmuffin Man
‘Have you seen the McMuffin Man, the McMuffin Man...’
Im Happy To Announce The 3 I Gave You Last Week
‘I’m happy to announce the £3, I gave you last week.
The Cake
‘The cake!’
Hmm Its Ok Do You Have One In Uranium
‘Hmm… it’s OK. Do you have one in uranium?’