Dave – 28 March 2013
Cartoons
Spring
‘Everything seems to be bursting out; it must be spring.’
Apple
‘Watch him, Atkins. Remember, it takes only one bad apple.’
Pond
‘We’re just agreeing the terms of your rescue.’
Postcode
‘I was talking to the wretched woman for at least ten minutes until I realised she was quite an unsuitable postcode.’
Divorce 2
‘I want my child to grow up in a typical family unit — that’s why I divorced his father.’
Mirage
Mirage
Breakup
‘I don’t necessarily want to break up. I just want to stop seeing you.’
Tourist
Tourist
Sign 2
‘Not a good sign...’
Political Playground
Political playground
Wodehouse
‘Shall I turn you in your grave now, sir?’
Igloo
‘A place of our own at last!’
Snowdome
Snowdome
Island 4
‘Oh my God! I can get Test Match Special.’
Needle
Needle
Placebo
‘You’ve been prescribed placebos — do you prefer capsules, or the liquid?’
