The Battle for Britain | 30 January 2021

‘They got on so well before social media.’
‘Don’t mind Sharon — she’s doing her mindfulness thing.’
‘Thank goodness we got everything important out before the cellar flooded!’
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’
‘I suggest switching to the Bank of Euan Blair’s Mum and Dad.’
‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’
‘I was looking forward to Glastonbury.’
‘Apologies for the delay — your newspaper is now only available online, so I took the liberty of printing it out.’
‘Can I join your bubble?’