Cartoons
Before social media
‘They got on so well before social media.’
Don’t mind Sharon
‘Don’t mind Sharon — she’s doing her mindfulness thing.’
Cellar flooded!
‘Thank goodness we got everything important out before the cellar flooded!’
Can we stop watching cat videos
‘Can we stop watching cat videos and do some work, Mum?’
Euan Blair bank
‘I suggest switching to the Bank of Euan Blair’s Mum and Dad.’
This little piggy
‘And this little piggy didn’t go anywhere due to problems with the paperwork.’
Acceptable reason to be out
‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’
Looking forward to Glastonbury
‘I was looking forward to Glastonbury.’
Apologies for the delay
‘Apologies for the delay — your newspaper is now only available online, so I took the liberty of printing it out.’
Can I join your bubble
‘Can I join your bubble?’