School 8
‘He’s nine, but teacher says he has a radicalised age of 13!’
Cartoons
Wireless
Wireless birds
Pub 6
‘Winning the National Lottery wouldn’t change me — I don’t check my tickets.’
Runners
‘Are you taking performance-reducing drugs?’
Betting 2
‘The bloody women tennis players are demanding equal bribes to the men.’
Relate 7
‘He’s lost all interest in sticks.’
Alice 7
Alice in Cineworld
Mausoleum
‘My ancestors — the box set!’
