Dave – 28 December 2012

‘I tumbled down a hill.’
Alice in Poundland
‘Ah, his first word.’
‘A wheel? You’ll be needing this...’
‘My train set was broken by Boxing Day.’
‘I need more sky to blot out’
‘We’ve been stripped of our double “A” status.’
‘Thank goodness they’re going to stop the spread of wind turbines over the countryside.’
‘It’s also a triple-peak recession.’