Dave – 27 September 2012

Portrait of the week
‘It’s an Arab Spring chicken.’
Countryside
‘I have to work to be this poor.’
‘Farage? That’s French, isn’t it?’
‘I now pronounce you man and Wi-Fi.’
Polling
‘If any party really cared about what the people want, they would stop these being on all day!’
‘Gosh, that is a very old-fashioned form of discipline.’
‘Hi. According to iPhone Maps, I’m on the train.’
One man and his Doge.
‘You’ve got reptile dysfunction.’
‘The Money Podcast: How to Get Rich from your Armchair! Step one: sell the armchair.’
‘The examined life is not worth living.’