The Battle for Britain | 29 July 2023

‘We have nothing in common. Our Instagram feeds are so different.’
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
‘The bank doesn’t understand me.’
‘Finally, something concrete.’
‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’
‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’
‘Maaate!’
‘Congratulations! You’re not a witch after all.’
PEP talk