The Battle for Britain | 29 June 2024

‘He’s multitasking.’
‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
‘I didn’t realise it was dress down Friday.’
‘May I bet on your vote?’
‘Who tipped you off about 4 July?’
‘All political careers end in failure, but this is getting out of hand.’
‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’
‘We meet once a month and choose a book to ban.’
‘Excuse me, what am I meant to do with these?’
‘These days it’s almost impossible to find a Tory.’
‘I’m afraid your medical records have been leaked.’