The Battle for Britain – 27 June 2019
Cartoons
I Can Offer You Cherry Peach Or Vanilla
‘I can offer you cherry, peach or vanilla.’
This Calls For A Series Of Orderly Well Managed Evasions
‘This calls for a series of orderly, well-managed evasions.’
When Knife Throwing Acts Come To London
When knife-throwing acts come to London
The Avon Lady Of The Lake
The Avon Lady of the Lake
Hi We Live Next Door To The Couple Who Live Next Door To Boris Johnson
‘Hi, we live next door to the couple who live next door to Boris Johnson.’
Youll Have To Excuse Steve He Doesnt Have A Twitter Account Yet
‘You’ll have to excuse Steve — he doesn’t have a Twitter account yet.’
I Wont Believe Summers Arrived Until British Airways Has Gone On Strike
‘I won’t believe summer’s arrived until British Airways has gone on strike.’
Its Not The Winning Its The Coming Second That Counts
‘It’s not the winning, it’s the coming second that counts.’
I Suppose A Cup Of Sugar Is Out Of The Question
‘I suppose a cup of sugar is out of the question?’
Ill Read You The Instructions For Asking Alexa To Tell You A Bedtime Story
‘I’ll read you the instructions for asking Alexa to tell you a bedtime story.’
Yes Sir Yes Sir Three Bags Full Which Were Left Unattended And Destroyed By Controlled Explosion
‘Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full, which were left unattended and destroyed by controlled explosion.’
