Dave – 27 June 2013
Cartoons
Unemployment
‘You’re not entited to a sense of entitlement.’
Rap
‘That noise in your car — it was rap.’
Ecuador
‘It’s a request for asylum from Charles Saatchi.’
End Is Nigh
‘It’s a really great time to be on the High Street.’
8947561
‘Just going for a leak.’
8947601
‘Some more of that genetically modified spinach, please.’
Snowden
‘Can you keep a secret, Mr Snowden?’
Tennis
‘I heard this grunting and groaning and thought it was the tennis.’
Damascus
‘That blinding light on the road to Damascus — turns out it was a surface-to-air missile.’
‘Now print your ticket and boarding pass. If you have a 3D printer, print your own aeroplane and don’t bother us again.’
Ikea
‘Look! Ikea do a round one that sits up to 150 knights, good and true.’
Bug
‘Be careful what you say. I think we’re being monitored.’
Daleks 3
‘Phwoar! She’s hot.’
Mod
‘It’s not surrender, it’s quantitative appeasing.’
