The Battle for Britain – 27 April 2017

‘Not so much a “Don’t Know”, more a “Couldn’t Care Less”.’
‘I’m afraid you’ve got a progressive disease…’
‘Nothing else for me, thanks — my phone memory’s completely full.’
‘He’s old school.’
‘Don’t go! I promise I can change!’
‘I packed the kids off to boot camp.’
‘Just wait till your biological parent’s live-in surrogate’s transgender ex-partner gets home.’
‘It’s easier to manage and stops me being dragged about everywhere.’
‘All our priests are busy at the moment but your confession is important to us…’
‘“Brought to you using non-fossil fuels” — the bastards are virtue-signalling us.’
‘It’s the Conservative election battle bus.’
‘It’s not you or me. It’s them!’