Cartoons
Not So Much A Dont Know More A Couldnt Care Less
‘Not so much a “Don’t Know”, more a “Couldn’t Care Less”.’
Im Afraid Youve Got A Progressive Disease
‘I’m afraid you’ve got a progressive disease…’
Nothing Else For Me Thanks My Phone Memorys Completely Full
‘Nothing else for me, thanks — my phone memory’s completely full.’
Hes Old School
‘He’s old school.’
Dont Go I Promise I Can Change
‘Don’t go! I promise I can change!’
I Packed The Kids Off To Boot Camp
‘I packed the kids off to boot camp.’
Just Wait Till Your Biological Parents Live In Surrogates Transgender Ex Partner Gets Home
‘Just wait till your biological parent’s live-in surrogate’s transgender ex-partner gets home.’
Its Easier To Manage And Stops Me Being Dragged About Everywhere
‘It’s easier to manage and stops me being dragged about everywhere.’
All Our Priests Are Busy At The Moment But Your Confession Is Important To Us
‘All our priests are busy at the moment but your confession is important to us…’
Brought To You Using Non Fossil Fuels The Bastards Are Virtue Signalling Us
‘“Brought to you using non-fossil fuels” — the bastards are virtue-signalling us.’
Its The Conservative Election Battle Bus
‘It’s the Conservative election battle bus.’
Its Not You Or Me Its Them
‘It’s not you or me. It’s them!’