The Battle for Britain | 29 March 2025
Cartoons
Birmingham is the tops
‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent
‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
Not a word about my strike plans
‘Not a word about my strike plans.’
One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…
‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’
Doomscrolling
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’
Scatter cushions
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…
‘Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…’
If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
Background-checks
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
I have a women problem
‘I have a women problem.’
Can’t work or won’t work
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’
