Aliens
‘It’s Zok here from the “human abduction team”. Do we have disabled access facilities?’
‘It’s Zok here from the “human abduction team”. Do we have disabled access facilities?’
‘Men — they’re all the same.’
‘I make it 8.36.’
‘Anti-smoking propaganda has really hardened.’
‘And verily I say to you, go forth and multitask.’
‘I do wish you wouldn’t look at the outside world — you know it only upsets you.’
‘Night, night. Sleep tight.’
‘I’m bravely taking a make-up-free selfie.’
‘Dad, can I borrow the pension pot for the weekend?’
‘I’m in for assaulting Ant, but it’s a case of mistaken identity — I thought it was Dec.’
‘We’ll start with a pub and a bingo hall.’
‘Congratulations! It’s a jobless young person.’
‘There’s only one sanction Putin will respond to – we must throw Russia out of the Eurovision Song Contest immediately.’