The Battle for Britain | 29 January 2022

‘I see WFH now stands for Wordle From Home.’
‘I reckon we won’t invade until Putin hears what Sue Gray has to say.’
‘No thanks, I’m stuffed.’
‘I hear they’re very middle-of-the-road.’
‘He’s my personal trainer.’
‘The reason used to be “because it’s there”. Now it’s to be seen to be there.’
‘Alexa... tell Amazon you’re not working.’
‘All this politics is making me hungry.’