The battle for Britain – 26 October 2017

‘It’s getting harder and harder to eeek out a living.’
‘If you don’t pay the bill, you’ll have to do the washing up for 60 billion years.’
‘Why doesn’t the government do something about my weight?’
‘Thank you for buying your wheel from us. We wondered if you’d mind participating in a short survey about your purchase?’
Important progress in Brexit talks…
‘Why blow it up? Why not just wait for it to fall down?’
Literary feud
‘It’s about time we had a socialist elite.’
‘There’s more choice if you go private.’
‘He has a very dry sense of humour for a fish...’
‘Come on ! Are you a leaver or a remainer?