The Battle for Britain | 28 September 2024

‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’
‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’
‘I’m drinking to remember.’
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’