The Battle for Britain | 28 May 2022

‘This is us doing the conga.’
‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’
‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’
‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
‘So you work in the Downing Street press team?’
‘A mosaic has come to light that clearly shows you fiddling while Rome burns.’