Punch

‘For me, becoming a man was a career move.’
‘They’ve modified the ballot paper to encourage more young people to vote.’
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
‘He puts the fear of Brexit into me.’
‘One day I’ll be rich and famous and someone will do my texting for me.’
‘Watch out for that guy — he looks like a player.’
‘Ahh… now I can taste the wool of bat.’
The Queen at 90
‘We want him to be famous, so we took out an injunction so he can’t be named.’
‘This is a safe space in which to be politically incorrect.’