Mp 3
‘If we don’t give you any money will you stay away from our doorstep?’
Cartoons
Begging 3
‘I’m old money.’
Hulahoop
‘I don’t care if you did misread the sign — this is not a hula-hooping toilet!’
Phone 6
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Bore 2
Excalibore
Granny 2
‘Poor granny — technology has completely passed her by.’
Mob
‘Ooh! Nearly there. You want the Von Dorffs, up the hill to your left.’
Witch 3
‘I got help to buy from a food bank.’
Omg 3
‘We wanted them to have contemporary names — this is Omg and Lol.’
Bore 3
Excalibore
Phone 7
‘You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone.’
Easter 3
‘Excuse the mess — we’ve had the decorators in.’
Malmsey
‘He objected to Richard III’s funeral arrangements.’
Scottish Backpack
Scottish Highlander backpack
3D
‘How are you getting on with your new 3D printer, dear?’
Travel Agent
‘Were you looking for sun and relaxation or just killing people?’
Wall
‘I had a feeling it might be a silly idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.’
