The Battle for Britain | 28 January 2023

‘I know the feeling.’
‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’
‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’
‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’
‘I’m not really a person dog.’
‘You’re just miffed because the King hasn’t invited you to the coronation.’
‘We’d like to be levelled all the way up to Nadhim Zahawi.’
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