Cartoons
You’re through to NHS 111
‘Hello, you’re through to NHS 111...’
How to save money
‘We could always die.’
He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats
‘He’s off to sow his organic sprouted gluten-free oats.’
Recovery position
‘OK… open the gas bill.’
Price of staples
‘To help our customers, we are freezing the price of staples.’
There’s a water shortage!
‘Don’t throw it away woman, there’s a water shortage!’
Cut us off
‘Fortunately Mr Putin is going to cut us off.’
It puts me off freedom of expression
‘It puts me off freedom of expression, to be honest.’
Afghanistan relief fund
‘How much goes to men?’
He’s standing on my foot
‘He’s standing on my foot.’