The Battle for Britain – 25 August 2016
Cartoons
Hes Practising Mindfulness Or As It Used To Be Called Taking A Nap
‘He’s practising mindfulness or, as it used to be called, taking a nap.’
Newspaper Picture Editors Get The Exam Result Photos They Wanted
Newspaper picture editors get the exam-result photos they wanted
And For Your Information I Dont Spend My Days Just Swanning Around
‘And for your information I don’t spend my days “just swanning around”.’
Looks Like A Terrorist Plot Sir
‘Looks like a terrorist plot, sir.’
If The Wife Rings You Havent Seen Me Right
‘If the wife rings, you haven’t seen me – right?’
The Other Robots Dont Like You
‘The other robots don’t like you.’
Are We Nearly There Yet
‘Are we nearly there yet?’
Great Innit Being A Sporting Superpower
‘Great, innit, being a sporting superpower?’
Theme Sure We Got A Theme Its Beer
‘Theme? Sure we got a theme. It’s beer.’
When I Suggested You Write Your Dream Bucket List I Hoped It Would Be A Lot Of Foreign Travel
‘When I suggested you write your dream bucket list, I hoped it would be a lot of foreign travel.’
Kids Blow Up Very Early These Days
‘Kids blow up very early these days.’
I Wonder If The Same Technology Could Be Used For The Labour Party
‘I wonder if the same technology could be used for the Labour party?’
And Then I Met A Dyslexic Tattooist
‘And then I met a dyslexic tattooist.’
