The Battle for Britain | 27 May 2023

‘Be honest, Miss – did you use AI to mark this essay of mine?’
‘I’m disappointed King Charles didn’t find the time to talk to us.’
‘I can’t wait to spoil my first ballot paper.’
‘To be honest, you weren’t my first choice of patient.’
‘Do I look sexy or am I trying too hard?’
‘I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby.’
‘The chicken’s off.’
‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’