The Battle for Britain – 25 May 2017
Cartoons
Just Go Over There And Pull Out That Unsightly Old Mans Beard
‘Just go over there and pull out that unsightly old man’s beard.’
We Just Couldnt Stop Migrant Targets Getting In
‘We just couldn’t stop migrant targets getting in!’
Try The Library Books Are Even Rarer There
‘Try the library — books are even rarer there.’
So How Did The Speed Dating Go
‘So, how did the speed dating go?’
Ive Kept A Copy Of Every Manifesto Ive Ever Been Let Down By
‘I’ve kept a copy of every manifesto I’ve ever been let down by.’
I Wanted To Buy It But Then I Realised We Couldnt Afford It
‘I wanted to buy it but then I realised we couldn’t afford it.’
I Hope They Dont Bring Back Natural Selection
‘I hope they don’t bring back natural selection.’