The Battle for Britain | 27 April 2024

‘What’s happened to us? We used to look at memes together.’
‘Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?’
‘If he can survive this he really is bulletproof’
‘You need to break the years into manageable 49-day periods.’
‘I’m doing workshy experience.’
‘How openly Jewish are we talking, Control? Will we need back-up?’
‘We’re looking for people to stand as Conservatives.’