The Battle for Britain | 26 November 2022

‘I’m Pavlov’s dog. Does the name ring a bell?’
‘We can’t afford a heated discussion.’
‘They’ll only blow it on Glastonbury tickets.’
‘What’s the matter with us – we don’t offend each other any more, dear.’
‘When did we become the dissenters? I thought we were the establishment!’
‘The cat’s dragged in an injured bird.’