The Battle for Britain – 24 November 2016

‘Sit anywhere you like — the reservation system has crashed.’
‘He doesn’t talk much but he texts quite a bit.’
‘Farage deserves a peerage for challenging the establishment elite.’
‘Purpose of visit?’
‘Woah! Spoiler alert.’
‘I’m sorry, kids, but we’ve entered a new world order where Mummy and Daddy are very miserable…’
‘Me? Oh, I’m in advertising.’
‘We’ve come to see the changing of the wallpaper.’
‘Jack, who wanted to be known as Jill, and Jill, who wanted to be known as Jack, went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.’
‘Over there, please.’