The Battle for Britain | 26 October 2024
Cartoons
It’s galling
‘It’s galling. Rachel Reeves discovers all these black holes and I’ve never found one.’
Having looked through your Instagram
‘Having looked through your Instagram, I feel I’ve known you for ages.’
Weight-loss jab
‘I’m afraid the weight loss jab may not necessarily get you work, Mr Blobby.’
If I sell my soul
‘If I sell my soul I’ll only be clobbered with capital gains tax.’
Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures
‘Yes, I’ve changed some of the pictures.’
Ironically I’d just had a great idea
‘Ironically I’d just had a great idea about how to save the NHS.’
We’re enjoying our carefree lives
‘We’re enjoying our carefree lives now before we have grandchildren.’
Let us hope and pray
‘Let us hope and pray it’s before the Budget.’
We’re here to spook the markets
‘We’re here to spook the markets.’
Let’s give the children power of attorney
‘“Let’s give the children power of attorney,” you said. “It’ll be better in the long run,” you said.’
This is our forever home
‘This is our forever home, so his bedroom is big enough for a 35-year-old.’
He’s never open with me
‘He’s never open with me.’
