Dave – 24 October 2013
Cartoons
Energy 3
‘Congratulations, sir, you fit the criteria to qualify for our newest tariff.’
Tesco 2
‘Famine, meet wastage.’
Otherside
‘There’s nothing worth watching on this side either.’
Boyfriend
‘My new boyfriend is just perfect — we find the same things depressing’
Foodbank2
The economy is definitely picking up. That was just a soup kitchen six months ago.’
Tea
‘You’ll have to excuse Ken, he gets argumentative when he’s sober.’
Hammer
‘...hammer, chisel, screwdriver, spanner, saw, screws, nuts, bolts...Now all I need is a job.’
Bathroom
‘Would you mind if I used your bathroom?’
Frackers
‘Next week we’re culling frackers.’
Surgery
‘I’d like to have her legs and she’d like to have my breasts.’
Relax
‘I think you’ve turned the clocks a tad too far back, Charles.’
Stonehenge
‘That’s the visitor centre finished. When do we start building the actual monument?’