Where's the morality?'

‘Oh, Pinocchio! All that fuss about becoming a real boy — and now you want to be a girl!’

‘Death by chocolate? Certainly, sir, coming up.’

‘And this little piggy went — actually, you don’t want to know.’

‘Hurry up, woman — the rugby’s on in five minutes!’

‘Control freak.’

‘I’m afraid Doreen and Frank are going through a bit of a rough patch at the moment.’