The Battle for Britain | 26 August 2023
Cartoons
I love getting back to nature
‘I love getting back to nature. It makes great content.’
On a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez
‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’
Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’
I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again
‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’
If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
Pink unicorns
‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’
Antiques roadshow
‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’
I failed!
‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’
I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”
‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’