The Battle for Britain | 26 June 2021

‘We’re going to space because it’s less hassle than going to Portugal.’
‘He’s willing to go the extra air mile.’
‘I’ve forgotten what we used to do with our freedom.’
‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’
‘This isn’t cladding is it?’
‘Seriously? You want a treehouse?’
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’
‘You’ll have to excuse Nigel — he’s a scientist.’
‘Next divide, please.’
‘This is the best-value Airbnb I could find’