Cartoons
If Victoria Pendleton Can Take Up Horse Racing
‘If Victoria Pendleton can take up horse-racing…’
Cant We Watch The Internet Like Other Families
‘Can’t we watch the internet like other families?’
Omg Weve Been No Platformed
‘OMG, we’ve been no-platformed.’
I Wanna Be A Stand Up When I Get Older
‘I wanna be a stand-up when I get older.’
Im Not A Happy Bunny
‘I’m not a happy bunny.’
Letter From The Headmaster Were Changing From A Failing School To A Failing Academy
‘Letter from the headmaster — we’re changing from a failing school to a failing academy.’
Its A Tough Time To Be Millennial
‘It’s a tough time to be millennial.’
Were Not Racist But Not Somewhere Where Immigrants Are Landing On The Beach Please
‘We’re not racist — but not somewhere where immigrants are landing on the beach, please.’
Seventy Years Of Peace No War Of Course Im Anti Europe
‘Seventy years of peace, no war? Of course I’m anti-Europe.’
Its Not Called The Biography Section Any More Sir
‘It’s not called the biography section any more, sir.’
The Butcher Whos Now An Estate Agent The Baker Now A Charity Shop The Candlestick Maker Ditto
‘...the butcher (who’s now an estate agent), the baker (now a charity shop), the candlestick-maker (ditto)...’
Im A Mermaid Youre A Sailor Of Course Were Gender Fluid
‘I’m a mermaid, you’re a sailor — of course we’re gender fluid.’