The Battle for Britain | 25 November 2023
Cartoons
Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same
‘Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same.’
It always overpromises and underdelivers
‘The Royal Mail is very dependable. It always overpromises and underdelivers.’
Never swap a boot for a croc
‘Never swap a boot for a croc...’
I just hate Constable
‘It’s nothing to do with the environment – I just hate Constable.’
Meet the gang
‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’
Ghost story
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
Where were you?
‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’
Very popular
‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Not what they were
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know
‘Honestly? If it’s more bad news I’d rather not know.’
I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer
‘I’ll see what the Chancellor has to offer.’
