The Battle for Britain – 23 August 2018

‘These people ought to be locked up!’
‘A typical silly seasoning story...’
‘Of course seats are expensive: they’re very rare.’
‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’
‘I was present but I was not involved.’
‘I’ve been appointed chief whip to the medicine cabinet.’
‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’
‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’
‘I’ll give you something even better than money or food: Hygge!’
‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’