The Battle for Britain 25 July 2020

‘Pleased to meet you – always nice to put a face to a name.’
‘Let’s face it, I’ve always been the Prince Andrew of the family.’
‘Well we’ve tested the vaccine on animals, now for the human guinea pigs.’
‘Does this dress go with this mask?’
‘Certainly sir – and thank you for protecting others by wearing the required face covering.’
‘Are fortune cookies meant to be threatening and intimidatory?’
‘It’s so nice to take a break from work.’
‘His mood improved when he found out how much the economic crisis will disproportionately affect the young.’