Rally
‘Mein Gott! Is the Führer really doing a royal wave?’
Cartoons
Sofa 2
‘That’s enough homework — dinner’s ready.’
Witness Protection
‘To conceal your identity, we’re making you leader of the Liberal Democrat party.’
Lobbying 3
‘As you can see, Graham has been working closely with the food and drinks industry.’
Noticed
‘Do you think he’s noticed we’re abroad?’
Exchange
‘They’re going on a school exchange with three girls from London.’
Programmes
‘He spends so much time watching cookery programmes, gardening programmes, home improvement programme — nothing gets done around here!’
Reading
‘Then Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy uploaded the footage of their adventure to YouTube…’
Ashley Madison
‘That’s cheating!’
