The Battle for Britain | 25 April 2020

‘I completed a 10k.’
‘It’s the lockdown look.’
‘I see the Burberry has arrived.’
‘Harold’s got boardroom eyes.’
‘Dad, what’s a coffee house?’
‘That’s an awful lot of issues.’
‘We heard you’re up to something that involves 10,000 spectators.’
‘Blimey, is The Spectator still going?’