Ark 2
Cartoons
Bgt
‘Is Ed Miliband actually talking or is it Nicola Sturgeon doing his voice?’
Bo Peep
‘Apparently she used to be a city tour guide.’
Tv 7
‘I can’t stand Labour party electioneering. What’s on ITV?’
Magnet
Fridge magnet
Proposals
‘Oh, Malcolm — is this a raft of proposals?’
Addicted
‘We’re worried he may be addicted to online porn.’
Death Threat
‘We must remember to send the Johnsons a death threat.’
Earthlings
‘Do you ever wonder just what Earthlings look like?’
Oil 2
‘You’re right — oil on canvas.’
Smartphones
‘The problems started when we both lost our smartphones and had to talk to each other.’
