The Battle for Britain – 23 March 2017

‘The tooth fairy left you a brush and some paste.’
‘You’ll be paid per death, and will need to provide your own cloak and scythe.’
‘Sometimes I think you only married me because you loved me.’
‘Unfortunately, George Osborne’s got them all.’
‘The meaning of everything? Hang on…’
‘Well, I suppose we could start with his listening skills.’