The Battle for Britain – 23 February 2017

‘If Tony Blair can make a comeback, there’s hope for us all!’
‘Did you remember to lock up?’
‘But I don’t want all of this condensed into something as small as that.’
‘I want to put on a brave face.’
‘They’re right. We really should do more for our elderly parents.’
‘Take me to your leader’s Twitter feed.’
‘I’m drinking to forget the lunchtime drinking ban.’
‘I was found guilty by a majority verdict, but I’m hoping the minority will rise up…’
‘It says, “Check your privilege.” The bastards are virtue-signalling us.’
‘I’ve got us a TV dinner, followed by an iPlayer dinner, followed by a Facebook dinner, followed by a Twitter dinner...’